- COCKTAILS -
Our cocktails and our bartenders have a few things in common: inventive, timeless, and top of the class. Our seasonal menu is crafted with care and creativity by the Principal’s bartenders with a strong understanding of what makes a good cocktail great.
Get ready to find your favorite new drink.
THE ADMINISTRATION
FAVORITE & ESSENTIAL
$12
The Secretary's Seasonal Mule
Planteray Rum, Blueberry Syrup, Chai, Lemon, Housemade Ginger Beer
$12
$14
Principal’s Old Fashioned
Lafayette Cognac, Maple Syrup, Bitters
$14
$13
Counselor’s Toddy
Spiced Rum, Blueberry, Apple Cider, Lemon
$13
$14
Coach’s Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Vanilla Syrup, Espresso. Served Cold or Hot With Whipped Cream
$14
WINTER BREAK
Seasonal cocktails brought to you by the administration
$13
Rock 'n' Rye
House Infused Rye Whiskey
$13
$15
Good Ol' Fashioned Fuk
Fuk Whiskey, pear syrup, bitters
$15
$12
Will O Wisp
Mythology Vodka, Lemon, Pear, Creme de Violette, Sparkling Wine
$12
$14
Tash's Black Manhattan
Four Roses Bourbon, Rittenhouse Rye, Melleti Amaro, Bitters
$14
CHAPTER 1: READING & WRITING
Classic combinations to foster a love of delicious cocktails.
$12
Hallows of Hasting
Family Jones Gin, Pear, Lime, Almond Bitters
$12
by Aaron D.
$13
English Lit
Mythology Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Lavender, Honey, Bitters, Sparkling Wine
$13
by Alumni
$14
Black Pearl
Mezcal, Black Rum, Lime, Blueberry, Demerara
$14
by Alumni
$13
After Midnight
Redemption Rye, 291 The Decc, Pinot Noir, Crème de Cassis, Cinnamon
$13
by Alumni
CHAPTER 2: MATH & SCIENCE
Calculated cocktails that are balanced and by-the-book.
$13
Tesla Coil
Cinnamon Whiskey, Coffee Liqueur, Maple, Bitters
$13
by Madi
$14
Penicilina
Mezcal, Gingercello, Honey, Lemon
$14
by Aaron D.
$14
Morning Star
Planteray 5 Year Rum, Sweet Vermouth, Campari, Cold Brew
$14
by Alumni
$14
Aphelion
Yellowstone Bourbon, Blue Curaçao, Italicus, Aperol, Limoncello
$14
by Bradley
CHAPTER 3: ARTS & MUSIC
Whimsical and offbeat cocktails to excite your senses.
$14
Everybody Else is Doing It
Mythology Vodka, Grove Street Cranberry, Pomegranate, Cinnamon Tincture, Soda Water
$14
by Aaron D.
$14
Ageless Aquarius
Caprock Apple Brandy, Lemon, Blueberry, Cinnamon, Brut
$14
by Aaron D.
$13
Low Bush City Limit
Redemption Bourbon, Blueberry, Lemon, Caramel, Egg White
$13
by Alumni
$14
Event Horizon
Bourbon, Apple Brandy, The Decc, Fernet, Bitters
$14
by Aaron H.
CHAPTER 4: CLASSICS & OLD SCHOOL DARLINGS
These drinks walked so we could run
$14
Vieux Carre
Rye, Brandy, Sweet Vermouth, Bitters
$14
$13
Gold Rush
Tennessee Whiskey, honey, Lemon
$13
$13
Carajillo
Espresso, Licor 43, Vanilla
$13
$14
Paloma
Tequila, Agave, Lime, Grapefruit
$14
$11
Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry, Lime
$11
$13
Corpse Reviver #2
Gin, Triple Sec, Cocchi Americano, Lemon
$13
$13
Aviation
Dry Gin, Maraschino, Crème de Violette, Lemon
$13
$15
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Hosemade Coffee Liqueur, Vanilla, Espresso, Cinnamon
$15
- Beer -
CHAPTER 5: BEER & CIDER
MKT
Draft Beer
Rotating Guest Taps (see chalkboard or ask your bartender)
MKT
CANS & BOTTLES
$7.5
Ballroom Beer
American Lager | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Good Day IPA
Hazy IPA | FH Beerworks
$7.5
$7.5
Operation Steingrabber
Czech Dark Lager | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
La Clawsuit
Seltzer | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Sticky Paws
Honey Wheat | FH Beerworks
$7.5
$7.5
Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Raspberry Blonde
Blonde | FH Beerworks
$7.5
MKT
Seasonal
Rotating Selection
MKT
- WINE -
CHAPTER 6: WINE
RED
$10
Principal's Red Blend
Colorado
$10
$13
/
$52
Merlot
California | Parducci
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Pinot Noir
California | Embroidery
$13
/
$52
$12
/
$48
Cabernet Franc
France | Cabernet Frank
$12
/
$48
WHITE
$10
Principal’s White Blend
Colorado
$10
$12
/
$48
Chardonnay
California | Capo Nativo
$12
/
$48
$12
/
$48
Pinot Gris
Villa Wolf | Germany
$12
/
$48
$13
/
$52
Sauvignon Blanc
Koyle | Chile
$13
/
$52
ROSÉ
$9
/
$36
Rosé
Garnacha Rosa | Spain
$9
/
$36
SPARKLING
$10
/
$40
Blanc de Blancs Brut
Prince de Richemont | France
$10
/
$40
SANGRIA
$10
Principal’s Sangria
Homemade
$10
NON-ALCOHOLIC
$7
/
$36
Sparkling N/A Wine
California | Fre
$7
/
$36
- Non-Alcoholic -
CHAPTER 7: NON-ALCOHOLIC
$6
Great White Buffalo
Pineapple, Lavender, Lemon, Rose Water, Tonic
$6
$6
Baldur's Brew
Almond Syrup, Pear Syrup, Lime, Soda Water
$6
$6
Pometheus
Pomegranate, Blueberry, Lime, Ginger Beer, Bitters
$6
COLD RELIABLE
$4
Housemade Ginger Beer
10oz
$4
$5
Cold Brew + Ginger Beer
10oz
$5
$5
Vanilla Bitters Soda
10oz
$5
$4
Lemonade
16oz
$4
$6
Flavored Lemonade
16oz
$6
(ask your bartender for current flavors)
- COFFEE & TEA -
Our coffee and tea program is the valedictorian of brews, with curated selections from our favorite local and national producers. Each cup is made using methods that bring out the badass in every cup. Here’s a little primer on what we serve here.
COFFEE DRINKS
Additional syrup (Lavender, Maple, Vanilla, Chai, Caramel, Demerara, Agave, Strawberry, Blueberry) + $0.75 Alternative milk (Almond, Coconut, Oat, Brevé) + $0.95
$3
Espresso
2 oz.
$3
$5
Latte
12oz.
$5
$4.5
Cappuccino
6 oz.
$4.5
$6
Housemade Mocha
12 oz.
$6
$4
Macchiato
3 oz.
$4
$4
Cortado
4.5 oz.
$4
$3.5
Americano
12 oz.
$3.5
$3
Bottomless Drip Coffee
12oz.
$3
$5
Cold Brew
12 oz.
$5
MKT
Pour Over
12 oz.
MKT
SPECIALTY COFFEE
$7
Inkheart
espresso, ganache, cayenne, steamed milk
$7
$7
Hundred Acres
espresso, spiced syrup, steamed milk
$7
$7
Blueberries for All
espresso, blueberry, caramel, steamed milk
$7
$6
Saturday Morning Cartoons
espresso, cereal infused milk
$6
BOOZY COFFEE
$13
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Vanilla, Espresso
$13
$12
Carajillo
Espresso, Licor 43, Vanilla
$12
$14
Coach's Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Licor 43, Vanilla
$14
Served Hot or Cold
TEA OFFERINGS
$3
Earl of Grey
$3
Black
$3
Meditative Mind
$3
White
$3
Blood Orange Smoothie
$3
Caffeine-free
$3
Flu Fighter
$3
Caffeine-free
Chamomile
Caffeine-free
SPECIALTY TEA LATTES
$4
Mary Poppins
Earl of Grey, vanilla syrup, steamed milk
$4
$4
Secret Garden
Jasmine tea, Lavender, Steamed Milk
$4
$5
Chai Latte
Housemade Chai, Steamed Milk
$5
- Boozy Brunch -
$10
French 75
$10
$10
Bloody Mary
$10
$10
Michelada
$10
$10
Mimosa
$10
$40
Mimosa Flight
Bottle with juice flight
$40
- Honor RolL -
cocktails at the top of their class
$10
Daddy Issues
Rum, pineapple, lime, lavender syrup
$10
$10
Truancy Old Fashioned
Bourbon, demerara, bitters
$10
$10
Pom Pom
Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate juice, grenadine
$10
$10
Extra Credit
Tequila, blood orange, demerara, lime
$10
$10
Teacher's Pet
Gin, aperol, lemon, blackberry syrup
$10
$10
Band Geek
Vodka, lime, agave, grenadine, soda
$10
$10
Bookworm
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, 291 the Decc, bitters
$10
$10
Skip Day
Vodka, lemon, lavender, bitters, tonic
$10
