- COCKTAILS -
Our cocktails and our bartenders have a few things in common: inventive, timeless, and top of the class. Our seasonal menu is crafted with care and creativity by the Principal’s bartenders with a strong understanding of what makes a good cocktail great.
Get ready to find your favorite new drink.
THE ADMINISTRATION
Favorite & essential cocktails with tenure
$15
The Secretary's Seasonal Mule
Campo Bravo Tequila, Lemon, Cucumber Shrub, Seasonal Berry, Housemade Ginger Beer
$15
by Anya
$15
Principal’s Old Fashioned
Lafayette Cognac, Maple, Bitters
$15
by Alumni
$13
Late For Class
Four Roses Bourbon, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Honey, Orange Bitters
$13
by Joshua
SUMMER BREAK
Seasonal cocktails brought to you by the administration
$16
Velvet Sunshine
Roku Gin, Aperol, Vanilla, Lemon, Rhubarb Bitters, Egg White*
$16
by Anya
$14
See Me After Class
Spicy Tequila, Ancho Reyes Poblano, Pineapple, Lime, Agave
$14
by Jason
$14
Goodbye Karen
Cucumber Infused Titos Vodka, Chareau, Lime, Club Soda
$14
by Jason
READING & WRITING
Classic combinations to foster a love of delicious cocktails.
$13
Ugly Duckling
Mythology Vodka, Crème de Cassis, Pineapple, Bitters, Tonic
$13
by Anya
$14
Japanese Bonfire
Soto Sake, Canton Gingercello, Pineapple, Ginger Shrub, Bonfire Bitters
$14
by Andy
$16
Floral Thesis
Campo Bravo Tequila, St. Germain, Lime, Agave
$16
by Joshua
$16
Altiplano Dusk
Santa Teresa, Black Tea, Grapefruit Bitters
$16
by Andy
$14
Passing Notes
Cachaça, Sugar Cube, Raspberry, Lime
$14
by Joshua
MATH & SCIENCE
Calculated cocktails that are balanced and by-the-book.
$13
Late Bloomer
Roku Gin, Lemon, Raspberry, Soda, Matcha
$13
by Sisiw
$15
Roadside Picnic
Toki Whiskey, Cucumber Shrub, Mint
$15
by Anya
$15
Pink S2K
Del Maguey Mezcal, Grapefruit, Honey, Grenadine
$15
by Sisiw
$14
Side Of Ranch
Dill Infused Titos Vodka, Cocchi Americano, Celery Bitters, Lemon, Pickle Juice (contains dairy)
$14
by Anya
ARTS & MUSIC
Whimsical and offbeat cocktails to excite your senses.
$13
Ume Matcha
Soto Sake, Lemon, Matcha, Plum Bitters
$13
by Sisiw
$13
No Candy In Class
Mythology Vodka, Blue Curaçao, Housemade Limoncello, Pineapple
$13
by Joshua
$14
Midnight In Rio
Leblon Cachaça, Velvet Falernum, Ramazzoti Amaro, Grapefruit Bitters, Angostura Bitters
$14
by Andy
$14
"Say Hello To My Little Friend"
Titos Vodka, Licor 43, Luxardo Cherry, Cold Brew, Coca-Cola
$14
by Jason
ADVANCED PLACEMENT
Top-shelf lessons in flavor. Study hard because these cocktails aren’t for beginners
$25
Fire On The Mountainside
Mythology Hell Bear, Licor 43, Meletti, Mole Bitters
$25
by Joshua
$25
Oro y Fumas
Fortaleza Reposado Tequila, 5 Sentido Mezcal, Agave, Mole Bitters
$25
by Jason
$30
Never Say No
Laphroaig 10 year, Cynar, Antica Formula, Orange Bitters, Peychaud's Bitters
$30
by Joshua
$28
Gold Standard Espresso Martini
Espresso, Grey Goose, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Licor 43, Amaretto, Aztec Chocolate Bitters, Gold Flake
$28
by Jason
CLASS REUNION
Old school classics that deserve to be revisited
$14
Carajillo
Licor 43, vanilla, Espresso
$14
$14
Dark 'N' Stormy
Gosling's Dark Rum, Housemade Ginger Beer
$14
$14
Devil's Margarita
Campo Bravo Tequila, Lime, Agave, Red Wine Float
$14
$16
Sazerac
Sazerac Rye, Peychaud's, Angostura
$16
$17
Bijou
Gin, Sweet Vermouth, Green Chartreuse, Orange Bitters
$17
$14
Jungle Bird
Rum, Campari, Pineapple, Lime, Demerara
$14
$15
Clover Club
Gin, Raspberry, Lemon, Egg White*
$15
$15
Brown Derby
Weller Special Reserve, Grapefruit, Honey
$15
- Beer -
BEER & CIDER
MKT
Draft Beer
Rotating Guest Taps (see chalkboard or ask your bartender)
MKT
CANS & BOTTLES
$7.5
Maestro
India Pale Ale | Storm Peak Brewing Co.
$7.5
$7.5
Hoochie Mama
Fruited Kettle Sour | Storm Peak Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Chowder
DDH Hazy IPA | Storm Peak Brewing Co.
$7.5
$7.5
Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing
$7.5
$8
Woodchuck Cider
Amber | Woodchuck Cider (GF*)
$8
MKT
Seasonal
Rotating Selection
MKT
- WINE -
WINE
RED
$13
/
$52
Merlot
California | Parducci
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Pinot Noir
California | Embroidery
$13
/
$52
$12
/
$48
Cabernet Franc
France | Cabernet Frank
$12
/
$48
WHITE
$12
/
$48
Chardonnay
California | Capo Nativo
$12
/
$48
$12
/
$48
Pinot Gris
Villa Wolf | Germany
$12
/
$48
$13
/
$52
Sauvignon Blanc
Koyle | Chile
$13
/
$52
ROSÉ
$10
/
$40
Rosé
Borsao Rosé | Spain
$10
/
$40
SPARKLING
$10
/
$40
Cava Brut
Los Monteros | Spain
$10
/
$40
SANGRIA
$11
Principal’s Sangria
Homemade
$11
- EXTRA CREDIT -
NON-ALCOHOLIC
easy choices for when you’re hitting the books or just pacing yourself
$8
Great White Buffalo
Pineapple, Lavender, Lemon, Orange Flower Water, Tonic
$8
$9
Photosynthesip
Matcha, Lemon, Simple, Mint, Soda
$9
$8
Tickled Pink
Cucumber Shrub, Raspberry, Ginger Beer
$8
$8
N/A Beer
Rotating Selection | Sober Carpenter
$8
$8
N/A Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing (GF*)
$8
$8
N/A Sparkling Brut
Fre | California
$8
COLD RELIABLE
$4
Housemade Ginger Beer
10oz
$4
$5
Cold Brew + Ginger Beer
10oz
$5
$5
House-made Soda
10oz
$5
$4
Lemonade
16oz
$4
$6
Flavored Lemonade
16oz
$6
(ask your bartender for current flavors)
- COFFEE & TEA -
Our coffee and tea program is the valedictorian of brews, with curated selections from our favorite local and national producers. Each cup is made using methods that bring out the badass in every cup. Here’s a little primer on what we serve here.
COFFEE DRINKS
Additional syrup (Lavender, Maple, Vanilla, Chai, Caramel, Demerara, Agave, Strawberry, Blueberry) + $0.75 Alternative milk (Almond, Coconut, Oat, Brevé) + $0.95
$3
Espresso
2 oz.
$3
$5
Latte
12oz.
$5
$4.5
Cappuccino
6 oz.
$4.5
$6
Housemade Mocha
12 oz.
$6
$4
Macchiato
3 oz.
$4
$4
Cortado
4.5 oz.
$4
$3.5
Americano
12 oz.
$3.5
$3
Bottomless Drip Coffee
12oz.
$3
$5
Cold Brew
12 oz.
$5
MKT
Pour Over
12 oz.
MKT
SPECIALTY COFFEE
$7
Inkheart
espresso, ganache, cayenne, steamed milk
$7
$7
Hundred Acres
espresso, spiced syrup, steamed milk
$7
$7
Blueberries for All
espresso, blueberry, caramel, steamed milk
$7
$6
Saturday Morning Cartoons
espresso, cereal infused milk
$6
BOOZY COFFEE
$13
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Vanilla, Espresso
$13
$12
Carajillo
Espresso, Licor 43, Vanilla
$12
$14
Coach's Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Licor 43, Vanilla
$14
Served Hot or Cold
TEA OFFERINGS
$3
Earl of Grey
$3
Black
$3
Meditative Mind
$3
White
$3
Blood Orange Smoothie
$3
Caffeine-free
$3
Flu Fighter
$3
Caffeine-free
Chamomile
Caffeine-free
SPECIALTY TEA LATTES
$4
Mary Poppins
Earl of Grey, vanilla syrup, steamed milk
$4
$4
Secret Garden
Jasmine tea, Lavender, Steamed Milk
$4
$5
Chai Latte
Housemade Chai, Steamed Milk
$5
- Boozy Brunch -
$10
French 75
$10
$10
Bloody Mary
$10
$10
Michelada
$10
$10
Mimosa
$10
$40
Mimosa Flight
Bottle with juice flight
$40
- Honor RolL -
cocktails at the top of their class
$11
Daddy Issues
Rum, pineapple, lime, lavender syrup
$11
$11
Truancy Old Fashioned
Bourbon, demerara, bitters
$11
$11
Pom Pom
Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate juice, grenadine
$11
$11
Extra Credit
Tequila, blood orange, demerara, lime
$11
$11
Teacher's Pet
Gin, aperol, lemon, blackberry syrup
$11
$11
Band Geek
Vodka, lime, agave, grenadine, soda
$11
$11
Bookworm
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, 291 the Decc, bitters
$11
$11
Skip Day
Vodka, lemon, lavender, bitters, tonic
$11
