- COCKTAILS -
Our cocktails and our bartenders have a few things in common: inventive, timeless, and top of the class. Our seasonal menu is crafted with care and creativity by the Principal’s bartenders with a strong understanding of what makes a good cocktail great.
Get ready to find your favorite new drink.
THE ADMINISTRATION
Favorite & essential cocktails with tenure
$15
The Secretary's Seasonal Mule
Mestizo Mezcal, Prickly Pear, Lime, House-made Ginger Beer
$15
$15
Principal’s Old Fashioned
Lafayette Cognac, Maple, Bitters
$15
$16
Vice Principal's Punch
Rittenhouse Rye, Flor de Caña, Genepy, Pear, Orgeat, Peach Bitters, Grapefruit (Contains Almonds)
$16
$15
Nurse Joy
Roku Gin, Limoncello, Lemon, Eggwhite*
$15
SUMMER BREAK
Seasonal cocktails brought to you by the administration
$13
Key Lime Cocktail
Mythology Vodka, Licor 43, Lime, Vanilla, Heavy Cream
$13
$15
Good Ol' Fashioned Fuk
Fuk Whiskey, pear syrup, bitters
$15
$12
Will O Wisp
Mythology Vodka, Lemon, Pear, Creme de Violette, Sparkling Wine
$12
$14
"Beauty School Dropout"
Planetary Rum, Prickly Pear, Strawberry, Egg white*, Bitters
$14
READING & WRITING
Classic combinations to foster a love of delicious cocktails.
$13
English Lit
Mythology Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Lavender, Honey, Bitters, Cava
$13
by Alumni
$15
Uwabaki
Midori, Spicy Tequila, Lime, Simple, Egg White*
$15
by Jason
$16
Airplane Mode
Planetary 3 Star Rum, Coconut Liqueur, Pineapple, Pomegranate
$16
by Jason
$16
London Sour
Earl Grey Gin, Green Chartreuse, Lime, Lavender, Egg White*
$16
by Alumni
MATH & SCIENCE
Calculated cocktails that are balanced and by-the-book.
$14
Aphelion
Yellowstone Bourbon, Limoncello, Italicus, Blue Curaçao, Aperol
$14
by Alumni
$14
Penicilina
Mezcal, Gingercello, Honey, Lemon
$14
by Alumni
$14
D.O.A.
Limoncello, Dry Gin, Yellow Chartreuse, Lemon
$14
by Jason
$16
Oaxacan
Mestizo Mescal, Amaretto, Grenadine, Lime, Pineapple, Bonfire Bitters
$16
by Jason
ARTS & MUSIC
Whimsical and offbeat cocktails to excite your senses.
$15
Juno
Woody Creek - Mary's Select Pea flower Gin, Prickly Pear, Lemon, Pear, Cava
$15
by Madi
$12
The Golden Hind
Mythology Vodka, Triple Sec, Orange, Lemon, Simple, Bitters, Soda
$12
by Madi
$12
Juice Box
Green Tea Vodka, Lemon, Honey, Limoncello, Mango Puree, Sumac-Kiwi Bitters, Soda, Cava
$12
by Alumni
$14
Black Dahlia
Campo Bravo Tequila, Lime, St. Germaine, Créme de Violette
$14
by Madi
CLASS REUNION
Old school classics that deserve to be revisited
$14
Carajillo
Licor 43, vanilla, Espresso
$14
$13
Sazerac
Rye, Peychaud's Bitters, Bitters, Absinthe Rinse
$13
$14
Jungle Bird
Rum, Campari, Pineapple, Lime, Demerara
$14
$14
Paloma
Tequila, Agave, Lime, Grapefruit
$14
$11
Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry, Lime
$11
$14
Corpse Reviver #1
Conac, Cocchi Di Torino, Apple Brandy, Orange Bitters
$14
$13
Aviation
Dry Gin, Maraschino, Crème de Violette, Lemon
$13
$14
Paper Plane
Bourbon, Aperol, Amaro Nonino, Lemon
$14
- Beer -
BEER & CIDER
MKT
Draft Beer
Rotating Guest Taps (see chalkboard or ask your bartender)
MKT
CANS & BOTTLES
$7.5
Ballroom Beer
American Lager | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
New Image IPA
West Coast IPA | New Image Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Moped
Blood Orange Wheat | New Image Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
La Clawsuit
Seltzer | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Janet Reno's Dance Party
Hazy IPA | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing
$7.5
$8
Woodchuck Cider
Amber | Woodchuck Cider (GF*)
$8
MKT
Seasonal
Rotating Selection
MKT
- WINE -
WINE
RED
$10
Principal's Red Blend
Colorado
$10
$13
/
$52
Merlot
California | Parducci
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Pinot Noir
California | Embroidery
$13
/
$52
$12
/
$48
Cabernet Franc
France | Cabernet Frank
$12
/
$48
WHITE
$10
Principal’s White Blend
Colorado
$10
$12
/
$48
Chardonnay
California | Capo Nativo
$12
/
$48
$12
/
$48
Pinot Gris
Villa Wolf | Germany
$12
/
$48
$13
/
$52
Sauvignon Blanc
Koyle | Chile
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Inzolia
Tenuta Sallier De la Tour | Italy
$13
/
$52
ROSÉ
$9
/
$36
Rosé
Garnacha Rosa | Spain
$9
/
$36
SPARKLING
$10
/
$40
Blanc de Blancs Brut
Prince de Richemont | France
$10
/
$40
SANGRIA
$10
Principal’s Sangria
Homemade
$10
NON-ALCOHOLIC
$7
/
$36
Sparkling N/A Wine
California | Fre
$7
/
$36
- Zero Proof -
NON-ALCOHOLIC
$6
Great White Buffalo
Pineapple, Lavender, Lemon, Rose Water, Tonic
$6
$6
Baldur's Brew
Almond Syrup, Pear Syrup, Lime, Soda Water
$6
$6
Pometheus
Pomegranate, Blueberry, Lime, Ginger Beer, Bitters
$6
$8
N/A Beer
Rotating Selection | Sober Carpenter
$8
$8
N/A Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing (GF*)
$8
COLD RELIABLE
$4
Housemade Ginger Beer
10oz
$4
$5
Cold Brew + Ginger Beer
10oz
$5
$5
House-made Soda
10oz
$5
$4
Lemonade
16oz
$4
$6
Flavored Lemonade
16oz
$6
(ask your bartender for current flavors)
- COFFEE & TEA -
Our coffee and tea program is the valedictorian of brews, with curated selections from our favorite local and national producers. Each cup is made using methods that bring out the badass in every cup. Here’s a little primer on what we serve here.
COFFEE DRINKS
Additional syrup (Lavender, Maple, Vanilla, Chai, Caramel, Demerara, Agave, Strawberry, Blueberry) + $0.75 Alternative milk (Almond, Coconut, Oat, Brevé) + $0.95
$3
Espresso
2 oz.
$3
$5
Latte
12oz.
$5
$4.5
Cappuccino
6 oz.
$4.5
$6
Housemade Mocha
12 oz.
$6
$4
Macchiato
3 oz.
$4
$4
Cortado
4.5 oz.
$4
$3.5
Americano
12 oz.
$3.5
$3
Bottomless Drip Coffee
12oz.
$3
$5
Cold Brew
12 oz.
$5
MKT
Pour Over
12 oz.
MKT
SPECIALTY COFFEE
$7
Inkheart
espresso, ganache, cayenne, steamed milk
$7
$7
Hundred Acres
espresso, spiced syrup, steamed milk
$7
$7
Blueberries for All
espresso, blueberry, caramel, steamed milk
$7
$6
Saturday Morning Cartoons
espresso, cereal infused milk
$6
BOOZY COFFEE
$13
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Vanilla, Espresso
$13
$12
Carajillo
Espresso, Licor 43, Vanilla
$12
$14
Coach's Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Licor 43, Vanilla
$14
Served Hot or Cold
TEA OFFERINGS
$3
Earl of Grey
$3
Black
$3
Meditative Mind
$3
White
$3
Blood Orange Smoothie
$3
Caffeine-free
$3
Flu Fighter
$3
Caffeine-free
Chamomile
Caffeine-free
SPECIALTY TEA LATTES
$4
Mary Poppins
Earl of Grey, vanilla syrup, steamed milk
$4
$4
Secret Garden
Jasmine tea, Lavender, Steamed Milk
$4
$5
Chai Latte
Housemade Chai, Steamed Milk
$5
- Boozy Brunch -
$10
French 75
$10
$10
Bloody Mary
$10
$10
Michelada
$10
$10
Mimosa
$10
$40
Mimosa Flight
Bottle with juice flight
$40
- Honor RolL -
cocktails at the top of their class
$11
Daddy Issues
Rum, pineapple, lime, lavender syrup
$11
$11
Truancy Old Fashioned
Bourbon, demerara, bitters
$11
$11
Pom Pom
Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate juice, grenadine
$11
$11
Extra Credit
Tequila, blood orange, demerara, lime
$11
$11
Teacher's Pet
Gin, aperol, lemon, blackberry syrup
$11
$11
Band Geek
Vodka, lime, agave, grenadine, soda
$11
$11
Bookworm
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, 291 the Decc, bitters
$11
$11
Skip Day
Vodka, lemon, lavender, bitters, tonic
$11
