- COCKTAILS -
Our cocktails and our bartenders have a few things in common: inventive, timeless, and top of the class. Our seasonal menu is crafted with care and creativity by the Principal’s bartenders with a strong understanding of what makes a good cocktail great.
Get ready to find your favorite new drink.
THE ADMINISTRATION
Favorite & essential cocktails with tenure
$15
The Secretary's Seasonal Mule
Breckenridge Gin, Cranberry, Lemon, Housemade Ginger Beer
$15
by Sisiw
$15
Principal’s Old Fashioned
Lafayette Cognac, Maple, Bitters
$15
by Alumni
$16
Your Mom Goes To College
Redemption Rye, Lemon, Amaretto, Simple, Walnut Bitters, *Egg White
$16
by Sisiw
$14
Fall Fashion
House-Spiced Don Q Gold, Caprock Apple Brandy, Chai Syrup, Maple, Chocolate Bitters
$14
by Joshua
WINTER BREAK
Seasonal cocktails brought to you by the administration
$14
Third Snow
Roku Gin, Dolin Blanc, Salers Gentian Apéritif
$14
by Anya
$17
A Rose By Any Other Name
Campo Bravo Tequila, Sweet Vermouth, Pomegranate, Orange Juice Syrup, Grenadine, Peychaud's Bitters
$17
by Joshua
$13
Rumming In The Halls
House-Spiced Don Q Gold, Honey, Cold Brew Concentrate, Tonic
$13
by Sisiw
READING & WRITING
Classic combinations to foster a love of delicious cocktails.
$13
Vintage Lingerie
Croft Tawny Port, Cinnamon Syrup, Lemon, *Whole Egg, Nutmeg
$13
by Andy
$15
Coach's Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Licor 43, Vanilla, Espresso (Hot or Cold)
$15
by Alumni
$14
Italian Postcard
Amaretto, Aperol, Sweet Vermouth, Lemon, Angostura, Soda
$14
by Joshua
$17
London Sour
Earl Grey Gin, Green Chartreuse, Lime, Lavender, Egg White*
$17
by Alumni
MATH & SCIENCE
Calculated cocktails that are balanced and by-the-book.
$15
Sicilian Sidepiece
Housemade Limoncello, Espresso, Whipped Cream, Sea Salt
$15
by Jason
$15
Black Dahlia
Campo Bravo Tequila, Lime, St. Germaine, Creme de Violette
$15
by Alumni
$16
All Hands On Deck
Mestizo Mezcal, Fernet, Mandarin Liqueur, Sweet Vermouth
$16
by Joshua
$14
Foam & Fortify
Rittenhouse Rye, Sfumato Amaro, Housemade Orange Cold Foam, Suau Orange Liqueur
$14
by Andy
ARTS & MUSIC
Whimsical and offbeat cocktails to excite your senses.
$16
Let It Linger
Grove Street Cranberry Liqueur, Blue Coat Dry Gin, Rosemary Syrup, Cardamom Bitters
$16
by Jason
$14
(Chai)s The Room Together
Vodka, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Chai Syrup, Heavy Cream
$14
by Anya
$15
Red Fox
Mestizo Mezcal, Housemade Ginger Shrub, Agave, Lime, Beet Juice, Saline
$15
by Anya
$15
Last Caress
Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Toki Suntory Whisky, Campari, Walnut Bitters
$15
by Jason
ADVANCED PLACEMENT
Top-shelf lessons in flavor. Study hard because these cocktails aren’t for beginners
$50
Liquid Jade
Avión Reserva Cristalino Tequila, Chartreuse V.E.P. Green Liqueur, Noilly Prat French Vermouth
$50
by Anya & Joshua
$25
Oro y Fumas
Fortaleza Reposado Tequila, 5 Sentido Mezcal, Agave, Mole Bitters
$25
by Jason
$30
Never Say No
Laphroaig 10 year, Cynar, Antica Formula, Orange Bitters, Peychaud's Bitters
$30
by Joshua
$28
Gold Standard Espresso Martini
Espresso, Grey Goose, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Licor 43, Amaretto, Aztec Chocolate Bitters, Gold Flake
$28
by Jason
CLASS REUNION
Old school classics that deserve to be revisited
$14
Carajillo
Licor 43, vanilla, Espresso
$14
$14
Dark 'N' Stormy
Gosling's Dark Rum, Housemade Ginger Beer
$14
$14
Devil's Margarita
Campo Bravo Tequila, Lime, Agave, Red Wine Float
$14
$15
New York Sour
Whiskey, Lemon, Simple, *Egg White, Red Wine Float
$15
$11
Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry, Lime
$11
$14
Corpse Reviver #1
Conac, Cocchi Di Torino, Apple Brandy, Orange Bitters
$14
$16
Perfect Manhattan
Bardstown Rye, Sweet Vermouth, Dry Vermouth, Angostura
$16
$14
Paper Plane
Bourbon, Aperol, Amaro Nonino, Lemon
$14
- Beer -
BEER & CIDER
MKT
Draft Beer
Rotating Guest Taps (see chalkboard or ask your bartender)
MKT
CANS & BOTTLES
$7.5
Coriolis Effect
New England Style IPA | New Image Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
New Image IPA
West Coast IPA | New Image Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Moped
Blood Orange Wheat | New Image Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing
$7.5
$8
Woodchuck Cider
Amber | Woodchuck Cider (GF*)
$8
MKT
Seasonal
Rotating Selection
MKT
- WINE -
WINE
RED
$10
Principal's Red Blend
Colorado
$10
$13
/
$52
Merlot
California | Parducci
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Pinot Noir
California | Embroidery
$13
/
$52
$12
/
$48
Cabernet Franc
France | Cabernet Frank
$12
/
$48
WHITE
$10
Principal’s White Blend
Colorado
$10
$12
/
$48
Chardonnay
California | Capo Nativo
$12
/
$48
$12
/
$48
Pinot Gris
Villa Wolf | Germany
$12
/
$48
$13
/
$52
Sauvignon Blanc
Koyle | Chile
$13
/
$52
ROSÉ
$10
/
$40
Rosé
Garnacha Rosa | Spain
$10
/
$40
SPARKLING
$10
/
$40
Blanc de Blancs Brut
Prince de Richemont | France
$10
/
$40
SANGRIA
$11
Principal’s Sangria
Homemade
$11
- EXTRA CREDIT -
NON-ALCOHOLIC
easy choices for when you’re hitting the books or just pacing yourself
$9
Turn Up The Beet
Grapefruit, Beet, Housemade Ginger Shrub, Lemon, Demerara, *Egg White (can be made Vegan!)
$9
$9
Photosynthesip
Matcha, Lemon, Simple, Mint, Soda
$9
$8
On Holiday
Pineapple, OJ Syrup, Lemon, Grenadine, Tonic
$8
$8
N/A Beer
Rotating Selection | Sober Carpenter
$8
$8
N/A Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing (GF*)
$8
$8
N/A Sparkling Brut
Fre | California
$8
COLD RELIABLE
$4
Housemade Ginger Beer
10oz
$4
$5
Cold Brew + Ginger Beer
10oz
$5
$5
House-made Soda
10oz
$5
$4
Lemonade
16oz
$4
$6
Flavored Lemonade
16oz
$6
(ask your bartender for current flavors)
- COFFEE & TEA -
Our coffee and tea program is the valedictorian of brews, with curated selections from our favorite local and national producers. Each cup is made using methods that bring out the badass in every cup. Here’s a little primer on what we serve here.
COFFEE DRINKS
Additional syrup (Lavender, Maple, Vanilla, Chai, Caramel, Demerara, Agave, Strawberry, Blueberry) + $0.75 Alternative milk (Almond, Coconut, Oat, Brevé) + $0.95
$3
Espresso
2 oz.
$3
$5
Latte
12oz.
$5
$4.5
Cappuccino
6 oz.
$4.5
$6
Housemade Mocha
12 oz.
$6
$4
Macchiato
3 oz.
$4
$4
Cortado
4.5 oz.
$4
$3.5
Americano
12 oz.
$3.5
$3
Bottomless Drip Coffee
12oz.
$3
$5
Cold Brew
12 oz.
$5
MKT
Pour Over
12 oz.
MKT
SPECIALTY COFFEE
$7
Inkheart
espresso, ganache, cayenne, steamed milk
$7
$7
Hundred Acres
espresso, spiced syrup, steamed milk
$7
$7
Blueberries for All
espresso, blueberry, caramel, steamed milk
$7
$6
Saturday Morning Cartoons
espresso, cereal infused milk
$6
BOOZY COFFEE
$13
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Vanilla, Espresso
$13
$12
Carajillo
Espresso, Licor 43, Vanilla
$12
$14
Coach's Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Licor 43, Vanilla
$14
Served Hot or Cold
TEA OFFERINGS
$3
Earl of Grey
$3
Black
$3
Meditative Mind
$3
White
$3
Blood Orange Smoothie
$3
Caffeine-free
$3
Flu Fighter
$3
Caffeine-free
Chamomile
Caffeine-free
SPECIALTY TEA LATTES
$4
Mary Poppins
Earl of Grey, vanilla syrup, steamed milk
$4
$4
Secret Garden
Jasmine tea, Lavender, Steamed Milk
$4
$5
Chai Latte
Housemade Chai, Steamed Milk
$5
- Boozy Brunch -
$10
French 75
$10
$10
Bloody Mary
$10
$10
Michelada
$10
$10
Mimosa
$10
$40
Mimosa Flight
Bottle with juice flight
$40
- Honor RolL -
cocktails at the top of their class
$11
Daddy Issues
Rum, pineapple, lime, lavender syrup
$11
$11
Truancy Old Fashioned
Bourbon, demerara, bitters
$11
$11
Pom Pom
Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate juice, grenadine
$11
$11
Extra Credit
Tequila, blood orange, demerara, lime
$11
$11
Teacher's Pet
Gin, aperol, lemon, blackberry syrup
$11
$11
Band Geek
Vodka, lime, agave, grenadine, soda
$11
$11
Bookworm
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, 291 the Decc, bitters
$11
$11
Skip Day
Vodka, lemon, lavender, bitters, tonic
$11
