- COCKTAILS -
Our cocktails and our bartenders have a few things in common: inventive, timeless, and top of the class. Our seasonal menu is crafted with care and creativity by the Principal’s bartenders with a strong understanding of what makes a good cocktail great.
Get ready to find your favorite new drink.
THE ADMINISTRATION
FAVORITE & ESSENTIAL
$12
The Secretary's Seasonal Mule
Plantation rum, blueberry, house made chai, lemon, housemade ginger beer
$12
$14
Principal’s Old Fashioned
Cognac, Maple Syrup, Bitters
$14
$13
Counselor Toddy
Spiced rum, Blueberry, apple cider, lemon juice
$13
$14
Coach’s Coffee
Cinnamon whiskey, licor 43, vanilla syrup, espresso. Try cold, or hot with whipped cream
$14
WINTER BREAK
seasonal cocktails brought to you by the administration
$12
Rock n Rye
Prohibition style house infusion of rye whiskey
$12
$14
Good Ol' Fashioned Fuk
Fuk Whiskey, pear syrup, bitters
$14
$14
Librarian's Libation
St. George Gin, Pear, Rosemary, Bitters
$14
CHAPTER 1: READING & WRITING
Classic combinations to foster a love of delicious cocktails.
$14
Rye in the Sky
291 Rye, Cynar, Genepy, Bitters
$14
by Aaron
$13
The Rum Ruse
Plantation dark rum, Campari, Cocchi di Torino, Black strap spiced rum, bitters
$13
by Elle
$13
Redacted
House infused banana rum, Cocchi Americano, Genepy, absinthe, bitters
$13
by Elle
$14
Mezcaroni Has a First Name
400 Conejos mezcal, Creme de Cassis, Noilly Prat vermouth
$14
by Aaron
CHAPTER 2: MATH & SCIENCE
Calculated cocktails that are balanced and by-the-book.
$14
Tesla Coil
House made cinnamon whiskey, house made coffee liqueur, maple, walnut bitters
$14
by Madi
$14
Aphelion
Yellowstone bourbon, house made limoncello, Italicus, Aperol, blue curacao
$14
by Bradley
$12
Hallows of Hastings
Family Jones gin, pear, lime, almond bitters
$12
by Aaron
$13
Nightshade
Four roses whiskey, Grove street cranberry, The Decc, pear, lime, walnut bitters
$13
by Elle
CHAPTER 3: ARTS & MUSIC
Whimsical and offbeat cocktails to excite your senses.
$12
Everybody Else is Doing It
Spring 44 vodka, Grove street cranberry, pomegranate, cinnamon tincture, soda water
$12
by Aaron
$14
Pisco Before the Breakdown
Barsol pisco, house made limoncello, blueberry, lemon, egg white
$14
by P.O. Staff
$13
Boo You Horchata
Lunazul tequila, house made dram, spiced syrup, Coole Swan Irish cream
$13
by Madi
$13
Chai Chai Slide
Plantation 5 year rum, house made chai, house made dram, pineapple, lime
$13
by Madi
CHAPTER 4: CLASS REUNION
old school classics that deserve to be revisited
$14
Vieux Carre
Rye, Brandy, Sweet Vermouth
$14
$14
Boulevardier
Rye, Campari, Sweet Vermouth
$14
$13
Penicillin
Scotch, Ginger, Honey, Lemon
$13
$14
Paloma
Tequila, Agave, Lime, Grapefruit
$14
$13
Cosmopolitan
Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry, Lime
$13
$13
Daiquiri
Rum, Lime, Demerara
$13
$13
Aviation
Dry Gin, Maraschino, Crème de Violette, Lemon
$13
$14
Corpse Reviver #2
Gin, Triple Sec, Cocchi Americano, Lemon
$14
- Beer -
CHAPTER 5: BEER & CIDER
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Draft Beer
Rotating Guest Taps (see chalkboard or ask your bartender)
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CANS & BOTTLES
$7.5
Ballroom Beer
American Lager | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Good Day IPA
Hazy IPA | FH Beerworks
$7.5
$7.5
Operation Steingrabber
Czech Dark Lager | Call to Arms Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Sticky Paws
Honey Wheat | FH Beerworks
$7.5
$7.5
Tangerine Cream
Cream Ale | Station 26 Brewing
$7.5
$7.5
Raspberry Blonde
Blonde | FH Beerworks
$7.5
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Seasonal
Rotating Selection
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- WINE -
CHAPTER 6: WINE
RED
$10
Principal's Red Blend
Colorado
$10
$13
/
$52
Merlot
California | Parducci
$13
/
$52
$13
/
$52
Pinot Noir
California | Embroidery
$13
/
$52
$12
/
$48
Cabernet Franc
France | Cabernet Frank
$12
/
$48
WHITE
$10
Principal’s White Blend
Colorado
$10
$12
/
$48
Chardonnay
California | Capo Nativo
$12
/
$48
$12
/
$48
Pinot Grigio
Italy | Riff
$12
/
$48
$13
/
$52
Sauvignon Blanc
Chile | Koyle
$13
/
$52
ROSÉ
$13
/
$52
Zoe Rosé
Greece | Skouras
$13
/
$52
SPARKLING
$12
/
$48
Blanc de Blancs Brut
France | Prince de Richemont
$12
/
$48
SANGRIA
$10
Principal’s Sangria
Homemade
$10
- Non-Alcoholic -
CHAPTER 7: NON-ALCOHOLIC
$6
Great White Buffalo
Pineapple, Lavender, Lemon, Rose Water, Tonic
$6
$6
Baldur's Brew
Almond Syrup, Pear Syrup, Lime, Soda Water
$6
$6
Pometheus
Pomegranate, Blueberry, Lime, Ginger Beer, Bitters
$6
COLD RELIABLE
$4
Housemade Ginger Beer
10oz
$4
$5
Cold Brew + Ginger Beer
10oz
$5
$5
Vanilla Bitters Soda
10oz
$5
$4
Lemonade
16oz
$4
$6
Flavored Lemonade
16oz
$6
(ask your bartender for current flavors)
- COFFEE & TEA -
Our coffee and tea program is the valedictorian of brews, with curated selections from our favorite local and national producers. Each cup is made using methods that bring out the badass in every cup. Here’s a little primer on what we serve here.
COFFEE DRINKS
Additional syrup (Lavender, Maple, Vanilla, Chai, Caramel, Demerara, Agave, Strawberry, Blueberry) + $0.75 Alternative milk (Almond, Coconut, Oat, Brevé) + $0.95
$3
Espresso
2 oz.
$3
$5
Latte
12oz.
$5
$4.5
Cappuccino
6 oz.
$4.5
$6
Housemade Mocha
12 oz.
$6
$4
Macchiato
3 oz.
$4
$4
Cortado
4.5 oz.
$4
$3.5
Americano
12 oz.
$3.5
$3
Bottomless Drip Coffee
12oz.
$3
$5
Cold Brew
12 oz.
$5
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Pour Over
12 oz.
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SPECIALTY COFFEE
$7
Inkheart
espresso, ganache, cayenne, steamed milk
$7
$7
Hundred Acres
espresso, spiced syrup, steamed milk
$7
$7
Blueberries for All
espresso, blueberry, caramel, steamed milk
$7
$6
Saturday Morning Cartoons
espresso, cereal infused milk
$6
BOOZY COFFEE
$13
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Housemade Coffee Liqueur, Vanilla, Espresso
$13
$12
Carajillo
Espresso, Licor 43, Vanilla
$12
$14
Coach's Coffee
Cinnamon Whiskey, Licor 43, Vanilla
$14
Served Hot or Cold
TEA OFFERINGS
$3
Earl of Grey
$3
Black
$3
Meditative Mind
$3
White
$3
Blood Orange Smoothie
$3
Caffeine-free
$3
Flu Fighter
$3
Caffeine-free
Chamomile
Caffeine-free
SPECIALTY TEA LATTES
$4
Mary Poppins
Earl of Grey, vanilla syrup, steamed milk
$4
$4
Secret Garden
Jasmine tea, Lavender, Steamed Milk
$4
$5
Chai Latte
Housemade Chai, Steamed Milk
$5
HOT & COLD DRINKS
$3.5
Hot Chocolate
12oz
$3.5
$4
Housemade Ginger Beer
8oz
$4
Add Cold Brew +$.50
$3
Vanilla Bitters Soda
8oz
$3
$3
Lemonade
16oz
$3
$3.50
Flavored Lemonade
16oz
$3.50
(ask your bartender for current flavors)
- Boozy Brunch -
$10
French 75
$10
$10
Bloody Mary
$10
$10
Michelada
$10
$10
Mimosa
$10
$40
Mimosa Flight
Bottle with juice flight
$40
- Honor RolL -
cocktails at the top of their class
$10
Daddy Issues
Rum, pineapple, lime, lavender
$10
$10
Truancy Old Fashioned
Bourbon, demerara, bitters
$10
$10
Pom Pom
Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate, grenadine, lime
$10
$10
Extra Credit
Tequila, blood orange, demerara, lime
$10
$10
Teacher's Pet
Gin, aperol, lemon, blueberry
$10
$10
Band Geek
Vodka, lime, agave, grenadine, soda
$10
$10
Bookworm
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, 291 the Decc, bitters
$10
$10
Skip Day
Vodka, lemon, lavender, bitters, tonic
$10
